I'll see your Chris Brown

This one is pretty good too based on the evolution of dance.

Wedding Dances

By now I think everyone has seen the Minnesota wedding dance entrance Chris Brown's Forever.

Before I continue I am admitting I enjoy this video, love the song, and have watched it many times. I would LOVE to have been at their reception. The dude walking on his hands killed it without mentioning he opens with the Deon Sanders and the first two brides maid can hit it and quit. Kudos to the girl who is clearly holding back her best moves for her date with no soul.

Call me a traditionalist, but I do not think this belongs in a church. You can't have it both ways and if you are thinking about doing this find one of those all inclusive places to have your big day instead of "discovering" the Catholic church will not let your wedding party enter to Lady GaGa.

And good luck to wedding planners for the next two years trying to deal with clients who create their own version of this concept.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Quick thoughts on the 6th edition of the Harry Potter series.

• Lots of awkward teen moments and a handful of risque scenes
• The Oscar goes to Jessie Cave(who plays Lavender Brown) for nailing the role of the crazy, obsessive chick
• The title is completely ignored aside from a throwaway scene at the end
• My only disappointment would be the elimination of most of the Tom Riddle pensieve scenes and no explanation of the vanishing cabinet.
• Check that. The end of the movie should have been a significant battle scene including a key fight between Bill Weasley and Fenrir Greyback
• A must see for the fans of the series although it's getting harder to remember the storyline without a refresher

Socially Exhausted

Sorry folks, I can't do it.

Something is burning inside me and I can't pull the trigger on Facebook. Maybe it's because I enjoy being a misanthrope. Originally, as a non-college student I could not see any practical use for it and then it exploded with everyone under the sun telling me I had to join. All contemplation ended when people in their 50's started using it for dating purposes

"You can find out where all your old middle school friends are." I guess, and I hope they're doing well, but frankly I don't have an interest beyond that. Instead of posting on their wall I would rather use that time to update espn.com for the 10th time this hour

The best use I can now think of for Facebook would be to join and constantly adjust my relationship status to mess with people.

Ok, I lied. I have registered for linkedin although I haven't figured out why it's useful yet beyond asking people if they have an account yet.

I think I may have wasted 10 minutes disagreeing with myself

We're Back

I think

Since we last existed on the blogosphere we moved, bought a car, started waking up before 6:00 in the morning and discovered getting rid of bats is very expensive.

I also decided to join the rest of the world and get a cell phone.