Send her to the Guillotine

Paris Hilton is going jail...for the moment. After getting arrested for drunk driving, everyone's favorite hotel heiress loses her license yet continues to drive. She's pulled over and signs a document acknowledging she understands her license has been suspended, but apparently all those skills God gave her for extensive flirting came at the cost of reading comprehension. Paris is then pulled over AGAIN and now we have a problem. The judge described her actions as a blatant disregard for the law and she's off to the big house in early June with no opportunity for work release or home arrest.

Most importantly, my very first television concept, Woman's Prison Guard(WPG) now appears to be very close to reality.