Oops, I imploded my life

Holy Crap, Britney what in the heck happened? As much I want to make fun of this, I find myself holding back out of concern she'll legitimately be dead by the end of the month. In case you're in the dark let's recap the events of the past few months:

• K-Fed is Fed-Ex.
• Where is second son Jaden(rumor has it, he is severly special needs)
• Numerous naughty up skirt shots
• Partying with Paris and Lindsey
• Rampant rumors of her liking the ladies
• And now she's bald after checking in and out of rehab in one day only to check back into and out of rehab again before finally kind of sort of maybe possibly entering rehab for a third time

This week's reports indicate Britney isn't holding up well and there has been a rumor of a suicide attempt. I don't know what her issues are, but let's hope she figures them out soon.

Because it's going to be one circus of a publicity battle