It’s time once again to return from my hiatus and provide my loyal readers with yet another round of some of my brilliant ideas that are apparently not so brilliant. We’ll call this one the food service edition.
Have you ever received a wedding invitation and been confused when trying to decide what you want for dinner in five weeks? I could barely figure out what I wanted to eat at six o’clock tonight. Why not include scratch and sniff stickers of the available entrees to help your guests decide? There’s nothing like opening a piece of mail smelling like sea bass.
True story. It’s the summer and we both love margaritas (you haven’t had one until I’ve been your bartender) so I think we should have a tequila bar. I think the response I received went along the lines of, “Ab
solutely not, someone will get naked.”
I love ice cream and cake so why not offer the best invention since chocolate and peanut butter decided to get together. Yes my friends, I propose we provide a Fudgie the whale Ice Cream wedding cake brought to you by our friends at Carvel.
During cocktail hour we offer nothing, but carnival food. I’m thinking formal wear will be the perfect attire to feast on cotton candy, kettle corn, fried dough, snow cones, and corn dogs.
Two words: Scorpion Bowls. We set two at each table and kick off the reception with a good old table race. Losers drink a second
Have you ever received a wedding invitation and been confused when trying to decide what you want for dinner in five weeks? I could barely figure out what I wanted to eat at six o’clock tonight. Why not include scratch and sniff stickers of the available entrees to help your guests decide? There’s nothing like opening a piece of mail smelling like sea bass.
True story. It’s the summer and we both love margaritas (you haven’t had one until I’ve been your bartender) so I think we should have a tequila bar. I think the response I received went along the lines of, “Ab
solutely not, someone will get naked.”I love ice cream and cake so why not offer the best invention since chocolate and peanut butter decided to get together. Yes my friends, I propose we provide a Fudgie the whale Ice Cream wedding cake brought to you by our friends at Carvel.
During cocktail hour we offer nothing, but carnival food. I’m thinking formal wear will be the perfect attire to feast on cotton candy, kettle corn, fried dough, snow cones, and corn dogs.
Two words: Scorpion Bowls. We set two at each table and kick off the reception with a good old table race. Losers drink a second
1 comment:
As a guest at your wedding, I propose winners drink a second bowl. Bring it on!! woohoo.
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