After some slow traffic on the entertainment front I think we’ve had some good pieces of info over the past few weeks so here’s a quick recap with contributions from both of us:
Nick and Jessica-In or Out: US Weekly broke this story, but I bet you don’t know People isn’t touching it. So she forgot her wedding ring a few times, I guess we’re not engaged anymore either. And have you heard about the nineteen year old girl who said Nick picked her up at a high school football game in Ohio and took her back to his hotel room. That’s a pretty good line when you meet girls foolish enough to think successful celebrities have nothing better to do on a Friday night than watch high school football. I’m pretty sure Lachey doesn’t stay at a Motel Six and drink Crazy Horse either
Super Baby: Nicolas Cage’s wife Alice gave birth to a baby boy and they name the child Kal-el Coppla Cage. For those of you who don’t know, Kal-el is Superman’s name on Krypton before Marlon Brando jettisoned him to earth. Now while it may be surprising I somehow managed live with a woman with all of my useless pop culture knowledge, keep in mind Cage convinced someone to have sex with him and give their child the name of a comic book character. With that being said, we proudly announce the names of our children will be The Greatest American Hero, Captain America, and Wolverine. At least Britney and Kevin managed to give their baby, Sean Preston, a normal name and speaking of which…
Sex Tape Scandal III: Rumor has it Britney and Kevin have a sex tape of their own and do we really need to discuss how exciting this is? The only sad note would be that it comes during her white trash, trailer park, inbred stage and not her cutsie, cherry bomb ass “I’m a virgin(wink wink)” Justin phase.
I’ll see your sex tape and raise you three broken relationships: Break out the smelling salts because love has no chance of making it after the end of Paris Squared. Hilton reportedly could be seen dancing on nightclub tables and working the boyfriend of Mary-Kate Olsen the night of her breakup. In addition, rumors this week also indicate Paris the Blond could be responsible for the end of the six month marriage of One Tree Hill stars Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush. Word is Murray never saw it coming.
TomKat prepares to hatch their egg: Can someone please explain to me how Tom Cruise managed to convince Katie Holmes to have his baby within six months of dating? I apparently could’ve used this scientology material back in college because my cracks about Melrose Place and singing the Transformers theme didn’t get me anywhere.
Stay tuned for our next report when we post the results from Lindsey Lohan’s driving test
Nick and Jessica-In or Out: US Weekly broke this story, but I bet you don’t know People isn’t touching it. So she forgot her wedding ring a few times, I guess we’re not engaged anymore either. And have you heard about the nineteen year old girl who said Nick picked her up at a high school football game in Ohio and took her back to his hotel room. That’s a pretty good line when you meet girls foolish enough to think successful celebrities have nothing better to do on a Friday night than watch high school football. I’m pretty sure Lachey doesn’t stay at a Motel Six and drink Crazy Horse either
Super Baby: Nicolas Cage’s wife Alice gave birth to a baby boy and they name the child Kal-el Coppla Cage. For those of you who don’t know, Kal-el is Superman’s name on Krypton before Marlon Brando jettisoned him to earth. Now while it may be surprising I somehow managed live with a woman with all of my useless pop culture knowledge, keep in mind Cage convinced someone to have sex with him and give their child the name of a comic book character. With that being said, we proudly announce the names of our children will be The Greatest American Hero, Captain America, and Wolverine. At least Britney and Kevin managed to give their baby, Sean Preston, a normal name and speaking of which…
Sex Tape Scandal III: Rumor has it Britney and Kevin have a sex tape of their own and do we really need to discuss how exciting this is? The only sad note would be that it comes during her white trash, trailer park, inbred stage and not her cutsie, cherry bomb ass “I’m a virgin(wink wink)” Justin phase.
I’ll see your sex tape and raise you three broken relationships: Break out the smelling salts because love has no chance of making it after the end of Paris Squared. Hilton reportedly could be seen dancing on nightclub tables and working the boyfriend of Mary-Kate Olsen the night of her breakup. In addition, rumors this week also indicate Paris the Blond could be responsible for the end of the six month marriage of One Tree Hill stars Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush. Word is Murray never saw it coming.
TomKat prepares to hatch their egg: Can someone please explain to me how Tom Cruise managed to convince Katie Holmes to have his baby within six months of dating? I apparently could’ve used this scientology material back in college because my cracks about Melrose Place and singing the Transformers theme didn’t get me anywhere.
Stay tuned for our next report when we post the results from Lindsey Lohan’s driving test
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Kat, of TomKat is looking a bit more pregnant that the publicized timeframe might indicate. Just an observation.
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